Add a stanza - random silliness

[crystalwizard]

A pretty young maiden so fair,
with oodles and oodles of hair,
Let down all her locks,
And wound all the clocks,
And metamorphed into a bear.

(your turn.)

[Nathan Jerpe]

Now this bear of a maid had a quandary,
And had since given over to maundering.
For between allher hair,
And the paws she'd got there,
She'd a devil rough time with the laundry.







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[Dr. D]

Of maidens I have certainly seen my share.
Of bears the same, some common and some rare.
One thing of which I'll never tire,
One thing that sets my soul afire,
The combination: Maidens that are bare.

Not quite a limerick, but hey. It took me two minutes.

[Window Bar]

And thus it goes with such maids,
From brush to bear go their braids.
They traipse through the woods
To a fragrance of suds
That perfumes the wind, ere it fades.

'We Read for Light.'

[Ropespor]

I thought I could court this fair doll</o>
by taking her out to the mall.</o>
But shopping was no good</o>
because I?d misunderstood</o>
when she said she?d like to go maul.</o>



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[SJHigbee]

And when she said that she was a vamp
I immediately thought, 'What a tramp!'
As I leered, 'Come to bed' -
I got sucked dry instead
With her fangs in my neck tightly clamped...

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[BarbT]

To metamorph into a bear


With fangs and an ocean of hair,


Is awkward 'tis true


But nothing to rue,


She'll always have something to wear

[crystalwizard]

Though what she'd be wearing, who knows.
At least let us hope there are bows.
For her fame it has grown,
And her story now is known,
But her weirdness still has to be shown.

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[Window Bar]

Of bears, I assume you've grown tired.
To this topic we need not be wired.
Let's try pigeons or ducks,
aardvarks or bucks...
Come, poets: Let's be inspired!

[crystalwizard]

A zoo in the making it seems.
All we need is some corn and some beans.
But we've nary got any
just some dimes and a penny
And a fat little man with some dreams.

[Window Bar]

I'm fat and I'm little, 'tis true,
But that's nothing to make this chap stew.
I need of height no more,
For my feet, they reach the floor.
Any taller, why I'd just poke through!