Formatting Guidelines

[Bitter Irony]

...that aren't listed on the website.

Apparently, my awesome psychic powers do not extend towards knowing whether to include indents in the body of my e-mail or not. :-) I suppose from now on I'll just assume "not" and hope I don't get e-mails from the editor asking me to reformat my story "as per the submission guidelines"--even the invisible ones!

From even the greatest of horrors, Irony is seldom absent.
~H.P. Lovecraft, The Shunned House

And here I begin my foray into the dark and deadly waters of e-zine editing...
http://mirrordancefantasy.blogspot.com

[crystalwizard]

have you considered emailing the editor in question, saying you have looked at the submission guidelines but can't find the answer to a question you have and then proceed to ask about the missing pieces?

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[kaolin]

I'll just toss in a generic gripe for specific formatting guidelines. Things should just be plain and legible--especially if they're digital and the editor can change them any which way. No bright colors, no fancy fonts, .... legible. And plain. Not specifically times, or specifically courier, specifically double (or 1.5) spaced, specifically para-indented versus linebreaks between paras.... blah blah whine blah.

-kaolin

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[crystalwizard]

kaolin fire said...
I'll just toss in a generic gripe for specific formatting guidelines. Things should just be plain and legible--especially if they're digital and the editor can change them any which way. No bright colors, no fancy fonts, .... legible. And plain. Not specifically times, or specifically courier, specifically double (or 1.5) spaced, specifically para-indented versus linebreaks between paras.... blah blah whine blah.

-kaolin

Having a bad day?

There's a good reason for specifying the font. Otherwise you're going to get people sending you documents that use fonts you don't have installed on your system. And when that happens, you're going to find that the document is read-only for you, so no you can't do anything you want to it. Times New Roman and courier New are fonts installed on every windows system by default and I believe also on Macs.

Courier is a mono-spaced font that's also used for figuring word count if you have a paper submission or you want to be more accurate than Word is.

Double spaced is a hold over from paper submissions because editors need some where to write as they edit.

[kaolin]

Even if it's a PDF with fonts you don't have, unless the font is saved as an outline, I find it easy enough to edit; if you're worried about fonts you don't have, say 'Courier New or Times New Roman or Verdana or Arial'. I'd say courier is _differently_ accurate than Word is (counting lines and averaging versus counting actual word-like-things).

But then we ask for submitters to submit 'txt, rtf, or doc--not docx or wps', and we get a fair number of docx and wps. Just that the majority of us can't open wps or docx at the moment (I use an updated version of microsoft 'word viewer' which I can copypaste out of).

I do understand where these things come from and why they came about. It mostly irks me from an organizational point of view where I have five different copies of a story, for various markets (especially 'this header here; or no headers; story labeled on every page or not;' random miscellany that must be good for the workflow, but are largely, I think, hold-overs from print submissions).

Just a pet peeve of mine.

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[kaolin]

(hate, admittedly, may be too strong a word. I grumble when I'm doing it, that's about it)

Greatest Uncommon Denominator Magazine - literary + genre fiction, poetry, art, and articles
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[crystalwizard]

kaolin fire said...

But then we ask for submitters to submit 'txt, rtf, or doc--not docx or wps', and we get a fair number of docx and wps.

I do too, and I email right back, explain I can't read it and ask for a new version of the file. Then I go on with life and don't worry about it unless I get a new version I can use.

[Bitter Irony]

I completely understand the docx problem (though, fortunately for me, I own the 2007 Office and can open docx Mirror Dance submissions).

The issue here is that the editor e-mailed me (twice, but that's another story) asking me to fix the formatting errors. What were these errors? I had indented the first line of each paragraph. The publication's guidelines did not mention indents (for or against) at all!

From even the greatest of horrors, Irony is seldom absent.
~H.P. Lovecraft, The Shunned House

And here I begin my foray into the dark and deadly waters of e-zine editing...
http://mirrordancefantasy.blogspot.com

[dracken]

I remember one instance where I couldn't find anything about multiple submissions on the webzine's page (it seems different people understand different things by multiple submission like just one story or just one story per e-mail or just one story per 2 weeks anyhow)
So I mailed the editor who sent me back an e-mail along the lines of:
"Only amateurs don't read the formatting guidelines. Since you had to ask don't bother sending a second submission."

I portested saying I couldn't find anything in the guidelines and I'm sorry. He mailed me back saying he liked puzzles and his guidelines would reflect that...



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[crystalwizard]

AlexMoisi said...
I remember one instance where I couldn't find anything about multiple submissions on the webzine's page (it seems different people understand different things by multiple submission like just one story or just one story per e-mail or just one story per 2 weeks anyhow)
So I mailed the editor who sent me back an e-mail along the lines of:

'Only amateurs don't read the formatting guidelines. Since you had to ask don't bother sending a second submission.'



I portested saying I couldn't find anything in the guidelines and I'm sorry. He mailed me back saying he liked puzzles and his guidelines would reflect that...

did you write him back and tell him that if he felt the need to put potential authors through a maze so he could get his kicks, you'd spread the word around and see if you could spare other authors the annoyance of bothering with him?

[kaolin]

crystalwizard said...
did you write him back and tell him that if he felt the need to put potential authors through a maze so he could get his kicks, you'd spread the word around and see if you could spare other authors the annoyance of bothering with him?

Seriously. That sounds like an amateur that needs to be slammed. Guh.

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(see our submission guidelines)

[Jaqhama]

AlexMoisi said...
I remember one instance where I couldn't find anything about multiple submissions on the webzine's page (it seems different people understand different things by multiple submission like just one story or just one story per e-mail or just one story per 2 weeks anyhow)
So I mailed the editor who sent me back an e-mail along the lines of:
"Only amateurs don't read the formatting guidelines. Since you had to ask don't bother sending a second submission."

I portested saying I couldn't find anything in the guidelines and I'm sorry. He mailed me back saying he liked puzzles and his guidelines would reflect that...

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[Tin_Man]

AlexMoisi said...
I remember one instance where I couldn't find anything about multiple submissions on the webzine's page (it seems different people understand different things by multiple submission like just one story or just one story per e-mail or just one story per 2 weeks anyhow)
So I mailed the editor who sent me back an e-mail along the lines of:
"Only amateurs don't read the formatting guidelines. Since you had to ask don't bother sending a second submission."

I portested saying I couldn't find anything in the guidelines and I'm sorry. He mailed me back saying he liked puzzles and his guidelines would reflect that...

[quote]What a moron. You gatta say who this is ....




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[iryadragyn]

Honestly, if the guidelines are not spelled out for me then I don't submit. The last thing I want to deal with is a snippy editor that gets a tude because I can't read their minds. I get enough of that at work, thank you.

Oh Alex, you've got to share!


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