I think my oldest may be a little bored in school.
He recently had to write a persuasive essay for English class. His topic of choice? Cannibalism.
When I told my husband about it, I think I could actually hear him shaking his head over the phone, 'he is totally your son.'.
When I asked my son how the teacher responded to his topic pick, he said, 'she told me it had to be a 'serious' essay'.
Obviously this was a ploy by the teacher to dissuade him from using the topic. Though I would've thought she knew my son long enough to realize it was going to backfire completely.
So he did what she said. He wrote a serious persuasive essay for cannibalism. After he handed in the first draft she quickly changed her mind about 'keeping it serious'. But she did allow him to write it, with the new stipulation he had to make sure everyone knew he was kidding.
Yesterday was the big day. They drew cards to see who had to go first, since the essay had to be read aloud to the whole class.
The girl who drew the card to go first was too nervous, so she traded cards with my son.
From what I was told, after he finished, some of the students asked for copies of the tape (they were recording the speeches for district assessment. I am all ready dreading the call I am likely to get for that one. ) One of the kids even told him he had the teacher laughing, all though she tried really hard not to. The entire rest of the class asked to postpone reading their speeches until Monday, because they said there was no way they could follow that.
He recounted the event with great pride on the way home.
'You didn't tell them I gave you the Aunt Martha's casserole line, did you?'
'No, Mom. I had so many good Aunt Martha lines I had to cut that one out.'
Today's inspiration- My son, because he never does anything the way anyone else would do it.
Idealism- That optimistic stage in life right before reality kicks the crap out of you.
'careful what you wish
you may regret it
careful what you wish
you just might get it'
Metallica~King Nothing
Dragon Slayer at Every Day Fiction
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I have a torrid love affair with irony.
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