Those of you wondering what is taking so long for the magazine to get released;

There's been quite a few shakeups involved in it, and I'll admit some of the delay is on my end.

My mother needed me to come up for Christmas, and I didn't get back into the groove until just before New Year's Eve, when other issues in my life reared their head.

But it's not too long from publishing.

One the plus side, for you guys who are being printed in this issue, each story gets its own piece of original art.

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