Resurrection! How does it work?

[H.P. Lovesauce]

So in between carpentry training and bein' strung up, this Jewish kid from Nazareth had some missing years from the official record. Some say he went East ? him bein' from the Middle, 'tweren't all that much of a hike to get to the Far.

Some say that that far out, and bein' of the sort he was, he found company among the bodhis and the sadhus and the fakirs. Maybe so, maybe no ? but wouldn't that be the sort of thing that might come in useful once Caesar calls for your head? It might be ? it just might be ? that a feller well-trained in making the body do what the mind tells it to could possibly put himself into a trance so deep, there's none can tell it from death. Such a feller might be could stay like that for hours, days even, and then pull himself out, be able to recover some; and maybe even have strength to push away a rock after.

[Dave]

Or maybe he was handing out with Santa, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy....

Or even the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

[Jaqhama]

If Harry Houdini didn't make it back, no one's going to.